Kate Spade Off-The-Hook Calling Card

If you're going to be giving out your number to strangers (hey, maybe you met some cool people in your knitting circle--I'm not judging), this is a pretty swanky way to do it. Each card has room on the back for you to write your name, number, and a teensy note. So now you'll be able to easily slip your digits to Orlando Bloom if you pass him on the street.

$15.00 for a set of 16, Kate Spade

Aromatherapy Growing Kit

I don't seem to have the ability to grow or care for any types of plants (I even killed my lucky bamboo!), but I really like the idea of this. You get three cute little white pots, a water tray, soil, and seeds to grow chamomile, lavender, and lemon balm. Very soothing scents. If you can keep the plants alive, it'd be a nice thing to keep at your desk or in your bedroom.

$42.00, Red Envelope

Thomas Paul Magazine Holder

Wow, these are a way prettier way to organize your periodicals than my usual stack- the- magazines- on- any- available- surface method. These magazine holders, which come in four dainty Thomas Paul patterns, make your collection of gossip rags look super chic.

$16.00 each, Velocity Art and Design

Super Mario Singing Glow Star

Let everyone know you are untouchable with this awesome toy. It's the invincibility star from Super Mario Brothers, and when you press a button on the back, it plays that sweet, sweet melody as a light inside flashes. When you have it in your hands, you can kick people in the shins, and they can't do anything back! Hopefully they'll buy that explanation.

$17.99, ThinkGeek

Orla Kiely Pear Notebook

Writing things down on paper? How very analog. But these eight-inch tall notebooks by Orla Kiely are adorable. I like the graphic look of the blue pears with the bright red strap. Whether your using them to jot down your grocery list or your innermost thoughts, these notebooks are a pretty addition to your desk.

$15.00, See Jane Work

Personalized Gift Wrap

If the gift doesn't say it all, now you can have the wrapping paper express your sentiments. Namemaker offers nearly 40 styles of paper, including zebra print and pretty orange paisley, that you can customize with a pattern of 37 characters of your choosing. That means you can decorate your gift with phrases like, "Hey, better late than never," and, "This isn't what you think it is."

$25.95 for a 12-foot roll, Namemaker

Happy Stinkentine’s Day Greeting Card

Whether you love Pepé Le Pew whether Valentine's Day just makes you a little grumpy, this card from Egg Press is pretty awesome. It's blank on the inside so you can add your own message for the little stinker in your life.

$4.50, Luxe Paperie

Hearts Gift Wrap

If you feel compelled to buy some lovey-dovey gift wrap for Valentine's Day, why not buy some that looks a lot like the leg warmers you had back in the day (or was that just me?). I heart 80s hearts. Punky Brewster would be proud.

$3.00 for three sheets, Broadway Paper

Arc Touch Lamp

Although I prefer using my laptop on the couch (usually while watching television--it's called multi-tasking), it's too bad that I don't have a desk at home, because I really like funky desk lamps like this 13-inch tall curvy number. You touch it to turn it on, and it uses an environmentally sound LED light that doesn't need to be replaced.

$98.00, Chiasso

Retro Valentines

Remember second grade? All of the boys and girls thought each other were pretty icky, so it was especially awkward giving each other these pun-heavy declarations of love. That said, I still have a soft spot for these cheesy retro V-day cards. I especially like the space-themed pack with cheesy lines like "I don't like space between us, Valentine" and "You're out of this world."

$7.00 for 10, Fred Flare

Chic Mannequin Gift Tags

If you want to dress up a birthday gift, add one of these sweet gift tags designed by Wendy Patterson of Mulberry Muse in Australia. A little black dress decorates each pink and white striped tag, and the whole thing attaches to a gift with a black satin ribbon.

$7.50 for five tags, Etsy

Snow & Graham 2008 Desk Calendar

Snow & Graham makes stationary with cool graphic florals. The pages of this little desk calendar, which is a little over five inches tall, are decorated with a different botanical design for each month--poppies for June and blackberries for November. The pages sit in an acrylic case.

$15.00, See Jane Work

Connect the Holidays Cards

Now you can choose whether you’d like to wish someone a “Survivable Christmas” or a “Felicitous Chrismakkuh” or a “Merry Hangover.” These cards have 11 occasions and 11 adjectives. You connect them for the desired comedic effect.

$10.00 for 12, Knock Knock

Things to Make and Do Calendar

If you want to get a jump on next year, this is a pretty cool 2008 wall calendar by Nikki McClure. She creates the images using paper and x-acto knife. It's amazing to me how she is able to give all of the different scenes so much life and character.

$16.00, Elsewares

Black Houndstooth Gift Wrap

I love this houndstooth gift wrap! Got a present for a fashionista? Wrap it in this. If anything, it's a lot cheaper than wrapping your gift in a Carolina Herrera dress. (If the gift's for me, though, just go ahead and wrap it in the dress, k?)

$4.50, Container Store