Green Tea Triple Milled Bar Soap

This huge 8-ounce bar makes a smooth, rich lather and smells absolutely incredible. It's a combination of green tea, Moroccan rose, and spiced honey.

$10.00, Thymes

La Chihuahua Soap

What a very good dog. As if Gianna Rose Atelier's chihuahua-shaped soap wasn't adorable enough, she even includes a little pink princess pillow, which is actually a terrycloth bath sponge. And this is one doggy that always smells nice, like a mix of lily, mimosa, tuberose, and violet.

$21.00, Gianna Rose Atelier

Miller Harris Coeur de Fleur Soap

This perfumed soap feels and smells amazing. The lather is rich and luscious. But the scent, which comes from a combination of mimosa, sweet pea, and raspberry leaves, is light and gentle, and it leaves your skin smelling fresh and clean. $17.00, Saks Fifth Avenue

Earth Therapeutics Soft-Soles Gel Booties

These socks only come in lime green, and they're pretty weird. The fabric has kind of a moist feel to it and the inside is coated in a thick layer of green gel. It feels a bit like the stuff they use to make shoe insoles. Wearing them will soothe and soften up your tootsies, especially if you slather on some lotion first. $19.99, Bed Bath & Beyond

Scottie Dog Soap

Gianna Rose Atelier makes the some of the best soap, all triple-milled and fragrant. Her line of pet-shaped soaps are cute enough to cuddle. Even the boxes are worthy of display. $20.00, Gianna Rose Atelier

Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug

Yes, this bath accessory is pretty morbid, and yet amusing. The figurine floats, so if you fill up the tub too much, his little head gets submerged. $23.00, Unica Home

Moroccan Love Soap

This soap smells wonderful. It's made with shea butter, real rose petals for exfoliation, and other natural ingredients. It also looks nice as a decorative guest soap. And each one comes in its own box with purple tissue paper. $7.00, Voda

Cotton Dragon Robe

This robe, which comes in navy or black, is comfortable for lounging around the house. The dramatic flared sleeves will make you feel like saying, "Why isn't someone feeding me grapes right now?" $22.50, Pearl River

Victorian Soap Dish

This ornate soap dish helps me imagine that I have an enormous bathroom with a chandelier and some velvet-draped chaise longues. Never mind that, in reality, my toilet is about two inches from the tub. $30.00, Anthropologie

Method Foaming Hand Wash

This hand soap is almost magical. You press the pump and out comes this rich foam. It feels so soft and thick, almost like a lotion. I’ve only tried the green tea variety, which smells great. $4.00, Method

Cameo Guest Soaps

How totally charming are these? I want to invite guests over so they may look at them (but never ever even think about touching them). $12 for six, Plum Party

Mediterranean Fig Soap

I like Pacifica's glycerin soaps because they smell a little strong and spicy. They aren't perfume-y, though, and the scent fades when you rinse off. My favorite is this Mediterranean Fig, which is heavy on the sandalwood. It makes my whole bathroom smell nice.

$6.95, Pacifica

Devil Duckies

Sometimes, after a rough day, you just need a long bath. And sometimes, after a really rough day, you need the kind of comfort that only an army of evil rubber ducks can provide. $8.95 for six, Archie McPhee