Cucina Regenerating Hand Cream

With scents like "Corriander and Olive Tree" and "Zucchini Flower and Truffle" the Cucina line of hand creams have lovely aromas that aren't too girly. Apparently, they are meant to be kept in the kitchen (to soothe those dishpan hands), but in my opinion, Cucina hand creams are way too good to be relegated to housework. $20, Fruits & Passion

Two-Liter Wine Glass

That's right. This wine glass can hold an entire bottle of wine. I can't imagine actually trying to drink anything from this glass, but you've gotta love this description from the website: "Although it holds two liters worth of liquid, the classically shaped glass allows users to assure that they, in all honesty, only had one glass of wine."

$24.95, Hammacher Schlemmer

Mighty Leaf Tea Pouches

These teas come in a fancy "tea pouch," which I can't really make fun of, because the tea that comes out of it tastes so good. I've yet to sample a Mighty Leaf Tea I didn't like, but "African Nectar" and "Chamomile Citrus" are my favorites.

$8.95 for 15 pouches, Mighty Leaf Tea

Olive Oil & Orange Blossom Lip Balm

I'm a sucker for lip balm, and this one is my favorite. It has a very light scent and, unlike many other balms, it manages to moisturize my lips without making them feel greasy. $11, Caswell Massey

Kumi Kookoon Silk Throw

To touch this blanket is to love it. It's 52-inches by 72-inches of deliciously lush charmeuse silk with silk filling. And it comes in a variety of rich hues. Shrouding yourself in this while you curl up on the couch to watch another episode of Project Runway is my idea of the ultimate luxury.

$625, Kumi KooKoon

Boynq USB Speaker

Yes, this computer speaker has a slick design. But the best part is that you turn it on and off by smacking the top like that buzzer on Family Feud. Maybe it's just my pent-up aggression, but there's something really fulfilling about that. I wish you could turn more things on and off by smacking 'em. Oh, yeah, and for a little speaker, the sound is pretty good too.

$9.99, Amazon.com

Passion Fruit Truffles

I've never been super crazy about passion fruit, but it turns out that making it into a mousse and covering it in two layers of chocolate is the recipe for ambrosia. $9.50 for five, B.T. McElrath

Stop Staring A-Line Dresses

Paris Hilton has been seen in some of Stop Staring's vintage-inspired dresses, but I'm not going to let that get to me. These dresses make me want to wear red lipstick. $94.95, Daddy-O's

Jessie Steele Aprons

It's too bad that the idea of me actually cooking something is laughable, because these Jessie Steele aprons are too cute. The only drawback is I'd be afraid to spill anything on them (if I cooked, that is). $35, WishingFish.com